This is what you shall do...

For what it's worth, I do not in anyway condone or expect anyone to actually do what I suggest in this post. I am 21 years old, fueled by late nights spent with my dear friends Johnny Walker, my "homie" Jack Daniels, my main man Mr. John Jameson, and my dearest, and oldest companion Sir Jimmy of Beam. On rare occasions I visit Knob Creek when my wallet permits it. I work out obsessively, I consume mass amounts of caffeine, and I'm hopelessly in love with a lady named Mary Jane. Often times my reality is very different from the life as You, and by You I mean the poor sap sitting down, and reading my ramblings, and rants. So with those simple facts being so boldly laid down upon the tables of time before you, I give you my two cents...enjoy

"This is what you shall do.."- You must stop and enjoy the simple beauties whatever gods maybe have put before you, for someday you will wake up, and realize your and old man. You must give up the toxins this world puts around, and inside of us, mainly Cigarettes, for they will surely kill you. You must attack each obstacle life sets before you with your hardest hit, and greatest effort, because a life of regret is no life at all. You must learn to love and forgive those who have wronged, and tormented you. If one can find it in their heart to forgive, then one can find some type of peace in this world. I love you Dad, and I'm sorry. One must also take a personal responsibility to clean up the world we live in...Lord knows I don't want my kids growing up in the current state we exist in. Don't sweat the small stuff, because you'll leave little time for reflection, and reconciliations of the larger issues in life. Hold those close to tight, and tell your friends you love them everyday. I miss you Alexis Rae. Treat your Mom like a queen till the day she dies, for she brought you into this world, and gave you the gift of life. Respect your father the way he wants to be respected, even if he comes off as an arrogant asshole most of the time. It'll make your relationship with him better later in life. Take a shot of Jack Daniels every chance you get to celebrate your existance, and make sure you set your watches alarm everyday for 4:20pm, and stop and enjoy life for a minute. Live like you knew you wernt going to wake up the following morning. Smile at random people daily. :)